Fisherman’s Dock’s Top Five Indicators This Is Your Type of Getaway:

 

5.     As the boat sways back and forth, all you notice is the blue heron flying overhead.

4.     You take a “Marine Shower” as a matter of course – saves water you know.

3.     Your idea of a vacation involves canoes, crabs and the North American Field Guide for Birds.

2.     “Laid Back” is your middle name.

 

And the #1 Indicator that You May Love it Here…

 

1.     You’ve been known to cop a squat in Timbuktu.

 

And the Top Five Indicators That Fisherman’s Dock May Not Be For You:

 

5. You possess lots of hair products.

4.     You consider a low flush toilet to be unconventional plumbing.

3.  Your idea of the ideal lodgings involves a good hot shower, pillow mints and housekeeping.

2.     When things don’t go as expected, you have an ugly mood swing.

 

And the #1 Indicator This May Not Be For You…

 

1.     For you, funky and quirky translates to inadequate and unsatisfactory.